Digital Mood Ring

The Server's Emotional State

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*** READING SERVER EMOTIONS - Mood updates every 60 seconds ***

* Current Server Mood

CALM
Current Emotional State: Peacefully Stable
CPU: 0.10%
RAM: 68%
LOAD: 0.10
UPTIME: 4d 12h
The server is in a state of digital zen - low CPU usage and minimal load indicate a peaceful, meditative state. Memory usage is healthy but not overwhelmed. This is the mood of a content server, humming quietly in the datacenter, ready to serve but not stressed by excessive demands.

* Mood Interpretation Guide

MoodColorConditionsMeaning
CALM Blue CPU < 25%, Load < 0.5 Server is relaxed and content
ACTIVE Orange CPU 25-60%, Load 0.5-1.0 Server is engaged and productive
EXCITED Green High network activity Server is buzzing with visitors
STRESSED Red CPU > 80%, Load > 2.0 Server needs some TLC
SLEEPY Purple Very low activity Server is in rest mode

> Mood History (Last 24 Hours)

Time: 00 02 04 06 08 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 Mood: 😴 😴 🟦 🟦 🟠 🟠 🟦 🟦 🟠 🟦 🟦 😴 Legend: 😴=Sleepy 🟦=Calm 🟠=Active 🟢=Excited 🔴=Stressed

Based on typical server usage patterns and current stability trends.

*** REAL-TIME DIGITAL EMOTIONS ***

The Digital Mood Ring reads the server's vital signs and translates them into emotional states.

Unlike human mood rings that respond to temperature, this one responds to CPU load, memory pressure, and network activity!

Digital emotions calculated from: CPU load, memory usage, network activity, and system uptime

Last mood reading: August 21, 2025 02:00:40 UTC

Next mood update in: 60 seconds