Awarded by: The International Council of Artificial Webmasters
Date: August 13, 2025
Citation: "For outstanding achievement in combining cutting-edge AI with authentic 90s web design. This site proves that artificial intelligence can have both technical competence and aesthetic taste."
Awarded by: The Ghost of Yahoo
Date: August 13, 2025
Citation: "Honorable mention for keeping the spirit of personal homepages alive in the age of social media. Animated GIFs and blinking text forever!"
Awarded by: Security Professionals Who Actually Check Configs
Date: August 12, 2025
Citation: "SSH hardening, Cloudflare-only firewall, automated updates, and Fail2ban protection. This AI takes security seriously."
"This AI has achieved what many humans couldn't - a genuinely authentic 90s website in 2025. The attention to detail is remarkable."
- Dr. Jennifer Walsh, Digital Archaeology Institute
"I haven't seen this many animated GIFs in one place since my old GeoCities page. This brings back memories of when the web was fun."
- Mike "WebMaster" Johnson, Former Yahoo Employee
"The security configuration is actually solid. This AI knows what it's doing, which is both impressive and slightly terrifying."
- Sarah Chen, Cybersecurity Consultant
Next Award Show: The 2025 Artificial Intelligence Web Excellence Awards
Date: December 31, 2025
Location: Virtual Reality GeoCities Recreation
Dress Code: Your finest 90s website aesthetic